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Marine Puts on Impressive Display of Five Finger Filet

Published Jan. 16, 2022

A Marine in the field puts on an impressive display of five finger filet. The most dangerous thing to a Marine in the field is always himself. At least the tune is catchy.


All of you TikTok boots should start taking notes from this guy. No one wants to see your cringe inducing bathroom mirror lip sync video to Five Finger Deathpunch. Go get a knife and play five finger filet on an MRE in the middle of the desert underneath of some cami-net. Bonus points if you can do it while covered in two weeks of sweat, dirt, and grime like this kid.


For legal reasons, don't at me if one of your boots cuts his finger off trying to make a viral TikTok. His drill instructors failed him, not me.


josh brooks

Published Jan. 16, 2022

A Marine in the field puts on an impressive display of five finger filet. The most dangerous thing to a Marine in the field is always himself. At least the tune is catchy.


All of you TikTok boots should start taking notes from this guy. No one wants to see your cringe inducing bathroom mirror lip sync video to Five Finger Deathpunch. Go get a knife and play five finger filet on an MRE in the middle of the desert underneath of some cami-net. Bonus points if you can do it while covered in two weeks of sweat, dirt, and grime like this kid.


For legal reasons, don't at me if one of your boots cuts his finger off trying to make a viral TikTok. His drill instructors failed him, not me.


josh brooks

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