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The Official Funker530 Watercraft Safety Brief

Published Aug. 13, 2021

It's Friday, and that means it's time for your weekend safety brief. Being that we're coming up on the end of Summer, we need to make sure all Funker530 fans have their watercraft safety brief in the books.


Alright gents. School circle on me. Sit, kneel, bend. Whatever you gotta do to make sure you can hear me. This weekend, I know a lot of you are probably going to want to get out on the water and have a good time. You may or may not indulge yourself in some adult beverages while out on the water, but we need to make sure you've had your watercraft safety brief before you get out there and do something dumb to get yourself or one of your friends hurt.


That's why we called in the Staff Sergeant and his two helpers here to conduct this safety brief. By the conclusion of this, you should know just about everything you need to know before getting out on the water on a jet-ski or boat. Stay safe while you're on the water, now, I'm gonna turn it over to the First Sergeant and your Platoon Sergeants.


Oh yeah. One more thing. If you're gonna drink and drive, wear a condom.


josh brooks

Published Aug. 13, 2021

It's Friday, and that means it's time for your weekend safety brief. Being that we're coming up on the end of Summer, we need to make sure all Funker530 fans have their watercraft safety brief in the books.


Alright gents. School circle on me. Sit, kneel, bend. Whatever you gotta do to make sure you can hear me. This weekend, I know a lot of you are probably going to want to get out on the water and have a good time. You may or may not indulge yourself in some adult beverages while out on the water, but we need to make sure you've had your watercraft safety brief before you get out there and do something dumb to get yourself or one of your friends hurt.


That's why we called in the Staff Sergeant and his two helpers here to conduct this safety brief. By the conclusion of this, you should know just about everything you need to know before getting out on the water on a jet-ski or boat. Stay safe while you're on the water, now, I'm gonna turn it over to the First Sergeant and your Platoon Sergeants.


Oh yeah. One more thing. If you're gonna drink and drive, wear a condom.


josh brooks

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