Footage recorded by Ukrainian forces shows the launch of several R-360 Neptune Anti-Ship missiles that are outgoing towards Russian ships. We have titles these as cigarettes as to not offend any Russian who may have had their flagships sank by some of these.

Everyone knows Russian ships don't get sank during battle. They only sink because careless Russian sailors smoke cigarettes too close to the ammunition magazines, which causes immediate sympathetic detonations of all ammunition in the ship's storage.

No Russian ships have been sank by Ukrainian forces.

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