A Ukrainian drone pilot spots a group of inflatable Russian tanks in the open with his drone. I do not apologize for the following commentary, nor do I apologize for the title of this post.

I imagine the drone pilot is a Gen Z guy, and he probably said something like:

Yo, so like, picture this: I'm up in the sky, reppin' Ukraine in this crazy WW3 drone game, right? I'm buzzin' around, scouting for enemy moves, when suddenly, I clock these inflatable tanks, and it's sussy as heck. Like, who brings floaty tanks to a war, fam? I'm shook, fr fr! I hit up my squad in the group chat, like, "Guys, you won't believe what I just saw – these fake tanks, mad cap!" We're all trippin', thinking it might be some next-level decoy move, or maybe the enemy's just flexin' their art skills. But TBH, it's all kinds of weird, and I'm ready to spill the tea to the higher-ups. Stay tuned, y'all, 'cause this war is wild, and I ain't gonna let these blow-up tanks fool us!

I'll see myself out.

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