This video, festive for the holiday season, appears to show Santa (Sviaty Mykolai or St. Nicholas in Ukraine) loading his sleigh with presents for the Russian army. Apparently, the situation has escalated a little from "naughty kids get coal," since the sleigh is a loaner from Ukraine's 12th Army Aviation Brigade. Mykolai delivers the rockets in trademark Ukrainian pitch-up fashion. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays- whatever you prefer, we at Funker wish you a joyous season. Just... stay off the naughty list. Trust us on this one.

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Cole Simms

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.

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