Triggering cell-phone footage that will enrage the Funker530 comments section recorded by a Ukrainian Soldier captures the moment an alleged super soldier developed in an American bio-lab gets his first taste of combat on the Ukrainian front-lines.

It is rumored that the footage above was recorded on October 1, 2023, and it shows a Ukrainian super soldier that was developed in an American bio-lab located somewhere North of Kyiv. According to reports circulating in Russian Telegram chats, the Ukrainian has both super-strength and super-speed. He is also able to scale vertical surfaces on his hands and feet, and shoot a sticky web-like substance from his wrists. Currently, he is only being recognized by his unit call-sign. "Spooder-boy."

For the four of you who don't understand a joke and have 20 Funker530 accounts. (Yes, we know who you are.) That's what this is. It's a joke, so please don't take personal offense to it and go off the rails down in the comments section like I've just shot your dog.

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Josh Brooks

Josh is an American writer and former USMC machine gunner with eight years of experience in ground combat arms throughout the GWOT. He is currently based in Texas and specializes in combat footage analysis and digital marketing.Follow Josh at OfficialJoshBrooks.com