Two of the World's Luckiest Iraqi Soldiers Dodge Death

Footage recorded during the Battle for Mosul captures the second two Iraqi Soldiers are simultaneously saved by the God's of Chaos and bulletproof glass.


Here's some incredible combat footage from Mosul for you guys. What you're looking at is two of the luckiest Soldiers in the Iraqi Army. They're in the middle of a gunfight with the Islamic State, and both guys are so confident that they've decided now is the time to shoot some dank war porn for their TikTok channels. Guy A, who is the Iraqi Soldier outside in the open will from here on out be referred to as Guy A. Guy B is the guy inside of the humvee sitting safely behind several inches of armor and bullet proof glass. He will be referred to as Guy B.


At the beginning of this video, we can see Guy A frantically trying to get some dank war porn so he can sell it to VICE News and Looftapher Christenson (IYKYK). His intentions are clearly to shoot his camera directly at the Islamic State so that he can later toss on his favorite Nasheed and make fun of the Islamic State. While filming from the side of the up-armored high-back, he encounters his first near miss and decides it's time to stop filming. Guy B captures all of this on his camera perfectly from the safety of his vehicle.


A few seconds later, Guy A decides to get up from the back of the vehicle and walk around. He's probably in the mood for a Miami after his first near miss. As he's moving, a second round impacts with the glass of the Guy B's vehicle absolutely splattering the hell out of the ballistic protection it provides him. Had that glass not been ballistic in nature, he probably would have died. That shot also just happened to narrowly miss Guy A, which makes this video even more lucky.


For the rest of their lives, Guy A and Guy B here will be talking about this moment. What's even better is that they have videographic evidence of the firefight to prove that they're not just telling a tall tale. Hopefully they both got their Miamis after the Battle of Mosul and went home victorious.


josh brooks

Published 2 years ago

Footage recorded during the Battle for Mosul captures the second two Iraqi Soldiers are simultaneously saved by the God's of Chaos and bulletproof glass.


Here's some incredible combat footage from Mosul for you guys. What you're looking at is two of the luckiest Soldiers in the Iraqi Army. They're in the middle of a gunfight with the Islamic State, and both guys are so confident that they've decided now is the time to shoot some dank war porn for their TikTok channels. Guy A, who is the Iraqi Soldier outside in the open will from here on out be referred to as Guy A. Guy B is the guy inside of the humvee sitting safely behind several inches of armor and bullet proof glass. He will be referred to as Guy B.


At the beginning of this video, we can see Guy A frantically trying to get some dank war porn so he can sell it to VICE News and Looftapher Christenson (IYKYK). His intentions are clearly to shoot his camera directly at the Islamic State so that he can later toss on his favorite Nasheed and make fun of the Islamic State. While filming from the side of the up-armored high-back, he encounters his first near miss and decides it's time to stop filming. Guy B captures all of this on his camera perfectly from the safety of his vehicle.


A few seconds later, Guy A decides to get up from the back of the vehicle and walk around. He's probably in the mood for a Miami after his first near miss. As he's moving, a second round impacts with the glass of the Guy B's vehicle absolutely splattering the hell out of the ballistic protection it provides him. Had that glass not been ballistic in nature, he probably would have died. That shot also just happened to narrowly miss Guy A, which makes this video even more lucky.


For the rest of their lives, Guy A and Guy B here will be talking about this moment. What's even better is that they have videographic evidence of the firefight to prove that they're not just telling a tall tale. Hopefully they both got their Miamis after the Battle of Mosul and went home victorious.


josh brooks

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