The saga of the Ukrainian tank thief continues as a Russian Tor-M2 is seen being hauled behind a piece of farm equipment. It's been a good harvest this year.

The Ghost of Kyiv may not be a real pilot. The Snake Island 13 may have survived their encounter with a Russian warship. They both might be exaggerations of real life events crafted to bring the Ukrainian people courage in a time of great fear. Regardless, there's one story that we do know is true. Farmers across Ukraine are harvesting Russian armor like it's wheat these past ten days, and I'm all about it.

If we were to give these Russian farmers a paragon title and grant them legend status the same way we did the Ghost of Kyiv, what would we call him? Better yet, let's give them their own unit designation. Leave some of your comments down below, we might make a t-shirt out of the best comment and send the commenter one for free.