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The Dynamic Breaching Techniques of the Swiss Army

Published Nov. 15, 2021

Most military super powers have established certain techniques and procedures for breaching a building. The Swiss have improvised their own advanced tactics, and they're next level.


As you can see from the video above, the Swiss military really is on the next level. We're talking big brain strats. 200 IQ if you will. In fact, this video should be terrifying to any military in the world that may have to face-off against the Swiss Army in the next 50 to 100 years, because these tactics are so advanced, they'll be using them for at least a century.


The first man through the building utilizes an advanced strategy known as the Superman technique. It involves jumping through the nearest opening in the building at your top speed, and ends with a successful baseball slide into a position of cover. The second guy uses a technique known as The Gigantor, where the operator steps through the window utilizing their massive body size. This is one only true Swiss operators can pull off. The last man through the gate however is the real door-kicker. He perfectly embodies the stature of a warrior by using a forbidden technique called the Spear.. The spear is so deadly that you actually throw your rifle through the window, bayonet first, killing the first enemy fighter you see before you even make entry. After making entry, he then proceeds to clear the entire rest of the room like an absolute unit.


Fear the Swiss.


P.S. We love all of our Swiss followers. This was just a joke.


josh brooks

Published Nov. 15, 2021

Most military super powers have established certain techniques and procedures for breaching a building. The Swiss have improvised their own advanced tactics, and they're next level.


As you can see from the video above, the Swiss military really is on the next level. We're talking big brain strats. 200 IQ if you will. In fact, this video should be terrifying to any military in the world that may have to face-off against the Swiss Army in the next 50 to 100 years, because these tactics are so advanced, they'll be using them for at least a century.


The first man through the building utilizes an advanced strategy known as the Superman technique. It involves jumping through the nearest opening in the building at your top speed, and ends with a successful baseball slide into a position of cover. The second guy uses a technique known as The Gigantor, where the operator steps through the window utilizing their massive body size. This is one only true Swiss operators can pull off. The last man through the gate however is the real door-kicker. He perfectly embodies the stature of a warrior by using a forbidden technique called the Spear.. The spear is so deadly that you actually throw your rifle through the window, bayonet first, killing the first enemy fighter you see before you even make entry. After making entry, he then proceeds to clear the entire rest of the room like an absolute unit.


Fear the Swiss.


P.S. We love all of our Swiss followers. This was just a joke.


josh brooks

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