Super Real Tank Combat Footage Released by Russian Forces

Training video that is being passed around Russian Telegram chats as pure copium allegedly shows a Russian tank crew engaging Ukrainian positions somewhere along the frontlines.


Since we're making up our own realities here, I'm going to substitute the Russian telegram narrative with my own.


This video shows famous members of the Russian space program training for a Russian Lunar Landing. In just a few short weeks, these cosmonauts will embark on a journey to the moon courtesy the firepower of western tanks. While they won't be able to see the tanks prior to lift-off, the Challenger and Leopard programs will enable these cosmonauts to fly higher, faster, and straighter than any of their current predecessors.


Советский человек — гордись, ты открыл дорогу к звездам с Земли! Слава покорителям вселенной!


For the purpose of context, this footage was most likely filmed on a training range in Russia.


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Josh is an American writer and former USMC machine gunner with eight years of experience in ground combat arms throughout the GWOT. He is currently based in Texas and specializes in combat footage analysis and digital marketing.Follow Josh at OfficialJoshBrooks.com

Published 1 years ago

Training video that is being passed around Russian Telegram chats as pure copium allegedly shows a Russian tank crew engaging Ukrainian positions somewhere along the frontlines.


Since we're making up our own realities here, I'm going to substitute the Russian telegram narrative with my own.


This video shows famous members of the Russian space program training for a Russian Lunar Landing. In just a few short weeks, these cosmonauts will embark on a journey to the moon courtesy the firepower of western tanks. While they won't be able to see the tanks prior to lift-off, the Challenger and Leopard programs will enable these cosmonauts to fly higher, faster, and straighter than any of their current predecessors.


Советский человек — гордись, ты открыл дорогу к звездам с Земли! Слава покорителям вселенной!


For the purpose of context, this footage was most likely filmed on a training range in Russia.


About the Author

Author's Photo

Josh Brooks

Josh is an American writer and former USMC machine gunner with eight years of experience in ground combat arms throughout the GWOT. He is currently based in Texas and specializes in combat footage analysis and digital marketing.Follow Josh at OfficialJoshBrooks.com

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