The Russian Ministry of Defense has released super genuine footage of one of their obviously fearless Soldiers capturing a bunch of Igla-1 MANPAD missiles.

This is some of the most genuine combat footage we've ever seen. A lone Russian Soldier maneuvers through terrifying wind and terrible terrain to capture several boxes of Igla-1 MANPADS that were destined to be used against the heroic air power of the Russian Federation. The Nazi Ukrainians were surely going to use these to invade Russia and kill Russian civilians, but this fearless hero stepped in and this genuine footage was captured. This was totally not a staged production by the Russian Ministry of Defense. A 19-year-old conscripted Public Affairs Officer did not set this entire video up guys, we're serious.

At least, that's what I should have typed if I wanted us to be available in the country of Russia. Go ahead and toss this video onto the pile of "Russia's perspective." You guys were begging for the content Russia was releasing, so here it is. It's super staged. poorly produced, and doesn't do much to prove any of Russia's outrageous claims. I can't wait to see the footage of the chemical weapons they found. I'll bet they manage to spell Anthrax wrong when relabeling the alleged weapon systems.

Full disclosure, this was an actual Russian Ministry of Defense release. We're not making this up.