(NSFW) Shop Owner Lights Up Would-Be Robbers in Pakistan

This security camera footage shows two armed gunmen attempting to strong-arm a shop owner in Rawalpindi, Pakistan. A short time after they enter, other patrons can be seen leaving in a hurry because the shop's owner has decided to opt out of the game, shooting both robbers as they attempt to flee via motorbike. In the spirit of the holiday season, we default to the judgment of self-defense guru Kevin McAllister from 1990's Home Alone: "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"


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Cole Simms

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


Need a tried-and-tested fixed blade that's trusted by police, military and protective service users all over the world? Cole recommends Ironside Edge Works for your tactical or EDC blade needs.

Published 3 months ago

This security camera footage shows two armed gunmen attempting to strong-arm a shop owner in Rawalpindi, Pakistan. A short time after they enter, other patrons can be seen leaving in a hurry because the shop's owner has decided to opt out of the game, shooting both robbers as they attempt to flee via motorbike. In the spirit of the holiday season, we default to the judgment of self-defense guru Kevin McAllister from 1990's Home Alone: "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"


About the Author

Author's Photo

Cole Simms

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


Need a tried-and-tested fixed blade that's trusted by police, military and protective service users all over the world? Cole recommends Ironside Edge Works for your tactical or EDC blade needs.

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