A residential security camera captures the moment a store owner got fed up with low life losers stealing from her shop, and she takes matters into her own hands by running down and ramming a thief with her vehicle.

The criminal is thrown from the bike (which probably doesn't belong to him), and the stolen wares are scattered across the sidewalk, but he doesn't appear to be seriously injured. They then scramble to recover as much of the loot as possible before going their separate ways.

Based on his vocabulary, the thief has the approximate IQ of a wet dog turd and is therefore not able to comprehend abstract concepts like morality and empathy. He will not learn from this experience, and he likely sees himself as the victim in this situation.

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Will Killmore is a US Army combat infantry veteran and Purple Heart recipient. He has deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan with the 172nd Stryker Brigade and 173rd Airborne Brigade. Following his time in service, he successfully pursued a certificate of journalism and has been a blogger for Funker530 since 2014. Follow Will’s bad takes on Twitter